It’s not too bad, the film, a sci-fi effort about two extraterrestrial space-dykes who kidnap nubile virgin schoolies from an American town; from schools, discos, outside shopping centres etc, and condition them into lesbianism through forcing them into repeated sex acts.

The long-tem plan of the crafty alien dykes is to make men superfluous and Earth into a lesbian planet, ruled, of course, by them.

A stud detective and his crew of sexual athletes have to save the young schoolies from carpet munching and bring them back over to the right side, through the power of their cocks.

Eventually, after fucking the schoolies back into heterosexuality the ace detective faces his greatest challenge in a conflict with the superpowered cosmic Lesbos.

He has to bring them over to the other side.

It turns out to be a happy ending for all. The dyke spacegirls find out that they love cock, but the cop admits that lesbianism is a turn-on for men, provided the women are good-looking and they can watch.

So they decide to join forces and exterminate all homosexual men.

Quite a sound movie…

- DS Bruce Robertson in Filth by Irvine Welsh