Christopher Brookmyre’s Take On The Old Firm
Have to say I quite enjoyed these two descriptions, obviously no favouritism from the lad The Teddy Bears No, it’s okay. Not that kind of Rangers supporter. Not the Catholic-hating, right-wing, BNP-supporting, anti-Irish, monarchist, triumphalist, boorish, arrogant, ignorant, sash-wearing, bowler-hatted, Crimplene-trousered, UVF-tattooed, flute-playing, King-Billy-portrait-on-the-mantlepiece, only-started-going-when-Souness- arrived-but-swear-I-was-there-in-the-Eighties, snaw-aff-a-dyke-when-the-team’s-no-winning, couldnae-name-a-non-Old-Firm-player, Union-Jack-waving, Scotland-hating, Nazi-saluting, pipe-bomb-hurling, squeeze-the-toothpaste-at-the-top-end and fart-in-a-crowded-lift [...]